"How much money does college cost in America?"
i wAS WEARING MY DIRK COSPLAY AND MY AUNT CAME OVER AN HOUR EARLIER SO SHE DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS SO I JUST SAID THAT I WAS DATING MYSELF AND NOW SHE LEGIT THINKS IM DATING SOME GUY WITH TRIANGLE SHADES
UPDATE: SHE ASKED MY PARENTS ABOUT IT AND I THINK MY MOM FORGOT ABOUT THAT COSPLAY SO SHE GOT ALL CONFUSED AND STARTED QUESTIONING ME AND MY DAD WAS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
which of you lil shits brought this back
there are literally people on tumblr who describe themselves as proud neo-nazi white supremacists who hate “anti-racists and feminist whores” but it’s the ~social justice bloggers~ that everybody complains about and makes fun of. okay
When I get an apartment I wanna live on the highest story bc I am above everyone else
SHOUT-OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE THAT THINKS YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND PEES THEMSELVES LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY
a shout out to myself
Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’
omfg what a great man
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.